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“Did you know that Russian troops are thrusting into the outskirts of Savannah, Georgia?”

“After exhausting YouTube, Vimeo and College Humor you might believe you have seen everything Internet video has to offer. Fortunately, there is an entire world of interesting video sites out there offering something for everyone from documentary film makers to source...

“In a nutshell, Google News cannot tell the difference between real news stories and spoofs, especially when both the real news and the spoof are ostensibly about the same topic. Google News cannot tell the difference because it employs no source...

This is no game. You might think this is a game, but, trust me, this is no game.

“The humor that makes me laugh hardest is the material I know would offend or insult someone else. Apparently I am not alone in this view because my entire career is based on that universal law.”

“According to Google Insights, the number four most searched for thing on Google in the last 30 days -- the Hitwise period in question -- is "Google".”